Peasants

Alas the paupers who think their deeds fairer than their liege. Alas the housemate that complain loudest that there is nothing to eat. Because he knows not how to fucking cook.

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Channeling fuck-you-evaporate-please.

HEY I HEARD YOU ARE A SLY ONE.

Hansel and Gretel

Hansel and Gretel were on their way back home, following the crumbs they laid earlier. Hansel had to pee. By the time he was done, Gretel was nowhere in sight. She finished the trail alone. 

Alone, Hansel mused how shit favors him. He's always had to fend for himself.